Kendall Casablancas

A shallow, bitchy cheerleader until she devoted her life to helping the helpless and seducing teenage boys on the side — wait, what? What do you mean, "wrong show"? It all looks right to me, except for — okay. I see. Gotcha.

Ahem.

A shallow, bitchy cheerleader until she was fired from the Laker Girls and consoled herself by seducing teenage boys on the side, Kendall Casablancas is a woman with a lot on her plate. There's the continued effort she must make to avoid being rightly indicted for the real estate fraud she helped her husband Big D commit. walked with her ex-playmate Logan, who let her warm his bed when he was drunk until he hooked back up with Veronica. There was her mysterious arrangment with Duncan and even more mysterious arrangment with Aaron, where she managed to steal one Duncan's hair to provide probably doubt about Aaron killing Lilly. And one thing little old Lacey Shifflet never dreamed of back at Penn State was becoming CEO of a real estate company or becoming a paper tiger figurehead employed by her sixteen-year-old stepson. Dependent on Dick and Beaver's dubious kindness to get by, Kendall seems between a rock and hard place.

Never let it be said, though, that Kendall can't deal with the hard shaft. Her team-up with her stepson for the Phoenix Land Trust resulted in eight million dollars and change for her when Beaver took the plunge. And even though Aaron was killed merely moments after they were...coital, she still lands on her feet and manages to make Keith an offer he can't refuse — with something inside a mysterious breifcase. It turned out to be Van Gogh's Two Lovers — a painting worth millions — which is how Kendall managed to hide her money from Liam Fitzpatrick and how she convinced Keith to make her "disappear." Unfortunately, she also requested that Keith pick up her boyfriend, Cormac Fitzpatrick, when he was released from jail, and Cormac brutally shot her. It turns out blood is thicker than love. But Kendall got her revenge post mortem — Cormac was looking for cold, hard cash, not a Van Gogh painting, and he was killed by Liam. So maybe blood isn't as thick as money.

Though Kendall is probably dead, her body was never found: only a splash of blood. Did she finally use up her nine lives, or was she able to survive one last time?

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to receive.