Who's Who of Veronica Mars — F
- Faberge, Carl
Goldsmith to the Tsars of Russia. What a guy! I mean, how many people would think a golden egg could really be a golden egg? One of his little beauties is lifted by Weevil in 1.10 "An Echolls Family Christmas."
-Inigo- Fader#1
One of those that fade. She might be the red-haired singer-guitar player of the Faders. She can't stop this feeling, she can't run away, there's no escape for her from the Neptune High Homecoming dance. Baby, she's what's on our minds in 2.05 "Blast from the Past."
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Played by Toy Valentine.- Fader#2
Second toughest in the Faders. She might be the bass player, and do we have to spell it out in black and white? She looks gorgeous tonight. All the time we can hear her talking in our heads in 2.05 "Blast from the Past."
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Played by Cherisse Osei.- Fader#3
Presumably the drummer of the Faders. To quote a fictionalized Pete Best: drummers don't talk. You must have noticed that. Might as well just be deaf and dumb, drummers. When was the last time you heard a drummer say anything? You know why, don't you? 'Cause nobody ever f...adin' listens in 2.05 "Blast from the Past."
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Played by Molly Lorenne.- Faders
Band playing at the Neptune 2005 Homecoming Dance. Staying true to the ideal of "No Sleep Tonight," the Faders steadily play on while there is drama, heartbreak, and catfighting on the dance floor in 2.05 "Blast from the Past."
-grimsqueaker- Fagan, Donald
Mastermind of the 3.01 "Welcome Wagon" scheme. Fagan used the Criminology department's mentoring program to recruit juvenile delinquents to help him steal from incoming freshman rather than to help turn them from a life of crime. This twisted dude, while still presumed to be on the straight and narrow, referred to the mentoring program as, "best thing I did as an undergrad, working with those kids. You can read all about street crime in a textbook, but mentoring takes everything out of the theoretical, really grounds it." Funny how he twists it all around in 3.01 "Welcome Wagon."
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Played by Josh Harto.- Faith Manning
- See Manning, Faith
- Fantastic Sam
Fantastic Sams is a discount haircutting chain, although there must be a Sam there, somewhere, who is fantastic. It's where Kimmy goes when she is in need of a trim. Or wants to turn into Meg. All becomes clear in 1.08 "Like a Virgin."
-Inigo, wyk- Fantastico, Kiki
Dancer. Her School of Dance shares the same building as Mars Investigations (the P.I. agency, not the fabulous website). We wonder if Willow and Tara wandered there by mistake in 3.05 "President Evil."
-Polter-Cow- Farnham, Terry
Castle member, class of 1931. Terry showed great aptitude for tap dancing while juggling knives when he was in high school. He was cast in The Jazz Singer by his next-door neighbor and was expected to make a great success of himself after the movie. Unfortunately, his knife-juggling tap dance of doom was cut, but the Castle still had faith that he'd come out on top. Poor Terry never made it as an actor/tap dancer/knife juggler, and sadly, he died in a tragic gardening accident before graduating from Hearst. We never get to see those (almost) famous moves in 3.20 "The Bitch Is Back."
-starxdsparrow- Farrell, Colin
Actor. Soulful, troubled and deep. And a notorious bad boy. Kinda hot. We know she likes her men bad and hot, so it's no surprise to find out he is Lilly's type in 1.13 "Lord of the Bling." Parker leans that way too, knowing he'd kick ass in the back seat. Veronica explains she'd be more worried about being up to date on her shots in 3.01 "Welcome Wagon."
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All bios: 3.01 1.13- Fassano, Nadia
Redheaded Hearst student with just a little bit of sense. Veronica first meets her when she links arms with Dick Casablancas on the walk to class, but it turns out Nadia only knows Dick because of a drunken hookup at a party. Well, we've all done things we're not proud of. Some of us have done things were really not proud of. And some of us have made out with Dick. Luckily, Nadia told him her last name was Comaneci ("What, would you want him calling you?" she tells an all-too-understanding Veronica), so they're unlikely to get very close. Nadia must have been up to something at that party, though, because those lovely upstanding citizens at Good Word Press photographed her leaving the Neptune Women's Clinic in 3.12 "There's Got To Be A Morning After Pill."
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Played by Amy Scott.- Fauver, Millie
Another member of the boat-renting, drug-test-fixing Boatloads of Fun Corp. Her name is Millie. Her hubby's name is Milt. Can't you just picture their matching sweater vests in 2.01 "Normal Is the Watchword"?
-wyk- Fauver, Milt
Another member of the boat-renting, drug-test-fixing Boatloads of Fun Corp. Despite being rich, powerful, and white, he can't prevent Keith from totally butchering his name in 2.01 "Normal Is the Watchword."
-wyk- Fauver, Shanee
New starter on the Neptune High volleyball team. Are you seriously telling me that someone named "Shanee" is a jock? What's she going to do, whine and pout until the other team gives up in 2.01 "Normal Is the Watchword"?
-wyk- Favorite Band Sucks T-Shirt
Neptune High Student. Voyeur-turned- psychologist, this kid gawks at the leaked crime scene video of the Lilly Kane murder, then asks, "How do you think that family feels?" We're guessing "not great." T-shirt boy acts sympathetic when Veronica is near in 1.01 "Pilot."
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Played by Elvin Lai.- Federbush, Margaret
Weevil's mispronunciation of Marguerite Federbush's name. We're thinking she got mad when he did this because Margaret is actually her twin sister whom she locked in the basement and never lets anybody see, claiming that she's hideous and repulsive. Or maybe not. Ms. Federbush's name (and possibly sister) is mangled in 3.03 "Wichita Linebacker."
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A client of Mars Investigations. Weevil takes her call in a very blunt manner. Hey, Weevil, she might be hot and/or rich! With a name like Federbush, you never know. Well, okay, Keith probably does in 3.03 "Wichita Linebacker."
-alliterator- FeeSpirited
A poster on the Pirate's S.H.I.P. forum who asks "Your first 'special' moment." Judging from his screenname, I'm guessing it probably has something to do with money and/or taxes. Are we sure that Kelly Kuzzio doesn't have TWO screennames in 2.14 "Versatile Toppings"?
-alliterator- Feilspar, Lionnel
KRFF DJ. Was that enough letters for you? Because Lionnel seems to have an extra letter or two to spare, what with his "Furrious Musings" show. Are these musings fur-related? Or did someone forget to copy-edit Rick Pickettt in 3.07 "Of Vice and Men"?
-Polter-Cow- Feist, Leslie
Canadian singer-songwriter. Rather than go by her full name, she performs as simply Feist. Because she's feisty, I guess? I guess you have to be feisty to come up with a word like "mushaboom." What the hell is a mushaboom? We wonder if Max walked down an old dirt road through knee-deep snow to get that poster we see in 3.11 "Poughkeepsie, Tramps and Thieves."
-Polter-Cow- FeistyFairy
A poster on the Pirate's S.H.I.P. forum who asked "how can i tell my parents"? I'm thinking you should use proper capitalization and punctuation when you do it. Also? Don't live in a fascist dystopian state. That only leads to head shaving and Guy Fawkes masks. V is for Vendetta, but C is for Coming Out in 2.14 "Versatile Toppings."
-alliterator- Felix Toombs
- Fellini, Federico
Reputedly great Italian director. He was into midlife crises and being terrified by women. But Mac digs him, as Veronica correctly guesses in 1.11 "Silence of the Lamb."
-Inigo- Fellows, Desmond
The still-breathing half of the band My Pretty Pony. After his partner's death, Desmond
continued entering a series of numbers every 108 minutesreplaced his dead partner with backup tapes and partied like there was no tomorrow. We really should give the guy a break, sincehaving visions of the future must be stressfulhe's stranded on a desert islandpeople telling you you're a hack probably gets to you after a while. Piz's machinations show Desmond that his solo material isn't just "new crap," so he might not as washed up as he thinks in 3.17 "Debasement Tapes."-misskiwi
Played by Paul Rudd.- Female Deputy
Proving that the Hot Cops of Balboa County don't always have to be of the male persuasion, this deputy capably brings justice closer to Aaron Echolls in 1.22 "Leave It to Beaver."
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Played by Michelle Wolff.- Female Officer
Female officer. Duh. That's her name! You can't expect a character who overdramatically rubs her neck and tilts her head to show that Parker doesn't remember anything about her rape to deserve a NAME, do you? Thankfully, she lets Lamb take over in 3.02 "My Big Fat Greek Rush Week."
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Played by Erin Frigo.- Female Prisoner
One of the students taking part in Dr. Kinny's Abu Ghraib-lite experiment. Dubbed fat by jailer jerk Rafe, she probably lost a few pounds during her weekend of pig's knuckles and tinned fishies in 3.02 "My Big Fat Greek Rush Week."
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Played by Jovi Olivas.- Feniress, James
One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. Damn you, Rick, and your attention to detail in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo- Fenker, P.
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenlaw, Gary
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenley, Evva
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenlon, Shlome
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenlon, Winny
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenlon, Zack
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenmore, K.
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenmore, L.
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenmore, Mrs. M.C.
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenmore, Maggie
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenmore, Ronald
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenmore, Steve
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenn, Chuck
One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo- Fenn, George
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenn, H.
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenn, John
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. As was Rick when he listed the person twice in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fennel, Alicia
- Fennel, Darrell
- Fennel, Hank
Wallace's deceased adoptive father, he may not have been Wallace's biological dad, but he more than made up for it (even signing his birth certificate). We don't yet know how he died or how Wallace feels about him now that he knows the truth, but we do finally hear his name in 2.05 "Blast from the Past."
-alliterator- Fennel, Wallace
- Fennell, Ben
One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. Damn you, Rick, and your attention to detail in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo- Fennell, Charles
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. Damn you, Rick, and your attention to detail in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fennell, K.
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. Damn you, Rick, and your attention to detail in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fennell, M.
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. Damn you, Rick, and your attention to detail in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fennell, Mae
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. Damn you, Rick, and your attention to detail in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fennell, Melanie
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. Damn you, Rick, and your attention to detail in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fennell, P.
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. Damn you, Rick, and your attention to detail in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fennell, R.
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One of the 4400. Or thereabouts. Names. In a phone book. Here is a screenshot. Make up your own snark. We're too lazy. Damn you, Rick, and your attention to detail in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo - Fenstermacher, Kurt
Footballer and boyfriend of Trish Vaughn. Fan of Guitar Hero and friend to Pop. Also, he totally lost his team's playbook and hired Veronica to get it back in 3.03 "Wichita Linebacker."
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Played by Armie Hammer.- Fermat, Pierre de
A lawyer for whom math was a hobby. Best known for his last theorem which supposedly proved that xn + yn = zn has no non-zero integer solutions for x, y and z when n > 2. Mais oui. Wallace, not having the collective wisdom of MI.net at hand, flounders with it a little in 1.04 "The Wrath of Con."
-Inigo- Fern Delgado
- Fern Sedino
- See Sedino, Fern
- Ferrer, Peter
- Ferret Boy
Juvenile delinquent, sunbathing-girl ogler, stealer of stuff. Ferret Boy is the darker-haired boy on the left when the thieving J.D.s make their false report to Veronica and attempt to collect 100 bucks for stealing Piz's stuff in 3.01 "Welcome Wagon."
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Played by Creagen Dow.- Ferris, Judge
Judge for the
The State of CaliforniaSheriff Don Lamb vs. Terrence Cook murder case. This affable judge dismisses the punishable-by-death charges against the notable Terrence Cook when the disreputable Leonard Lobo comes forward with an "indisputable" alibi for the very manipulable Terrence in 2.21 "Happy Go Lucky."-wyk
Played by Don Worley.- Fez
One of several of Desmond Fellows' nicknames for Piz. A fez is a red felt cap with a black tassel. It's been used in formal dress and military dress, and it looks smashing when paired with a velveteen smoking jacket. Piz has got enough hair that wearing a hat of any sort is not necessary, but that doesn't stop Desmond from branding him with the nickname in 3.17 "Debasement Tapes."
-starxdsparrow- fiaryTailTrail
A recipient of the "Emission to Mars" email. Since "fiary" isn't a word, we're guessing that it's either a misspelling of "fiery" or "fairy." And since "fairy" implies...well, someone who wouldn't be interested in watching a naked Veronica, we're thinking the former is a more likely scenario. Mr. TailTrail is a bad speller and capitalizer in 3.20 "The Bitch Is Back."
-alliterator- Fibonacci, Leonardo
Mathematician. Italian. Liked numbers. Like, a lot. Especially the numbers from India. He popularized the use of the Arabic numerals. Many of us nerds first heard his name on an episode of Mathnet. Jalisa Jones knows he's not a race car driver, though Veronica is clueless in 3.19 "Weevils Wobble But They Don't Go Down."
-Polter-Cow- Fido
Fake name for Selma Rose's Pomeranians. Really, Veronica, couldn't you have been a little more creative? You could have used Shakes or Lola, for instance. Of course, you were talking to Hallie, so you needed to be pretty obvious in 3.08 "Lord of the Pi's."
-funky-donut- Fields, Logan
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Hearst student. This is clearly the son of director Michael Fields, named after Logan Echolls, rapidly aged, and then inserted into a fictional universe so that he could be the recipient of Internet nudity in 3.20 "The Bitch Is Back."
-Polter-Cow - Fields, Stacey
The music producer for Aaron Echolls's film The Long Haul. Perhaps he also works on critically acclaimed but low-rated television shows. Stacey is at play in the Fields of the Lord in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang," and he must be the youngest producer ever since he graduates Neptune High in 2.22 "Not Pictured."
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All bios: 2.22 2.03- Fievel
Russian immigrant mouse. He is sort of cute, but would anybody really want to look like him? Not according to Veronica, in 1.11 "Silence of the Lamb."
-Inigo- Fife, Barney
TV Deputy from The Andy Griffith Show. Admittedly, Keith Mars really did blame the wrong person for Lilly Kane's murder, but did that make him a overzealous, incompetent fool? Julie Chen disagrees, in 2.01 "Normal Is the Watchword."
-grimsqueaker- Finch, Rory
Alias used by Professor Hank Landry; also a fake email address set up by Timothy Foyle. Landry's been checking into the Neptune Grand every once in a while for the past few months under this name, paying in cash, and meeting up with — surprise! — the dean's wife. Tim Foyle set up a fake Hearst email address using this name in order to lead Veronica to discovering Landry's cheatin' ways in 3.06 "Hi, Infidelity," and Keith tells the dean all about it in 3.09 "Spit & Eggs." Apparently the dean's death put a damper on Finch's libido, because he hasn't been back to the Grand since, according to Veronica's contact in 3.13 "Postgame Mortem."
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All bios: 3.13 3.09 3.06- Findley, Ashley
Cover girl. She's the girl on the cover of Monomania, Dick's reading material of choice. Is she crazy about mono? Or does she simply like Monopoly a lot? It's a monomystery in 3.12 "There's Got To Be A Morning After Pill."
-alliterator- Finn, Nurse
Nurse at Neptune Memorial Hospital. Was she an oncology nurse for Abel? A trauma nurse for Trina? A coma/OMG-she's-pregnant/not-coma nurse for Meg? To be honest, we have no earthly idea. The VMVO wouldn't shuddup long enough for us to hear her entire page in 2.09 "My Mother, the Fiend"!
-wyk- Fiona
Pseudonym for the girl who stole Max's heart. Her name may change on an almost-daily basis, but her heart's loyalties remain constant, even when Max can't make up his own mind about her, whatever her name may be, in 3.11 "Poughkeepsie, Tramps and Thieves."
-fulfilled- Firth, Colin
Actor most famously employed in the BBC's production of Pride and Prejudice. His portrayal of Darcy in a wet shirt had women weak at the knees all over the world. Logan's portrayal of skin wet from the shower has a similar effect in 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang."
-Inigo- Fisher, Garret
Lianne's first guess as to the identity of her daughter's mysterious boyfriend in 1.05 "You Think You Know Somebody."
-Inigo- Fisty McRapesalot
- See McRapesalot, Fisty
- Fitzgerald, F. Scott
American novelist. Writing about the decadent and shallow, yet oddly fascinating party people of the roaring twenties, Fitzgerald would have found many a fitting subject among the well-to-do population of 21st century Neptune. His most famous creation is examined in 2.14 "Versatile Toppings."
-grimsqueaker- Fitzpatrick, Ciaran
One of them what fight. Ciaran sacrificed three years of a promising career in thuggery in order to stay at Neptune High to keep the drug trade going. Unfortunately for business, the school administrators eventually caught on and expelled the foo'. The Irish just keep fighting in 2.11 "Donut Run."
-marksoflove- Fitzpatrick, Cormac
- Fitzpatrick, Liam
- Fitzpatrick, Molly
- Fitzpatrick, Padraig
Yet another Fighting Fitzpatrick. Clearly the Marcus Flint of Neptune High, he is remembered by Logan as a seventh-year senior, back when our heroes were freshmen. His long term there is naturally because he thought he was a student at Hogwarts. Considering his habits of drug dealing and disappearing the competition, the Sorting Hat might not be unwise in placing Padraig in Slytherin House. He's heard of but not seen in 2.11 "Donut Run."
-marksoflove- Fitzpatrick, Patrick
Your typical Irish-hoodlum-turned-priest. The Fitzpatricks are a large clan, numbering two — no, six — no, twelve — baker's dozen! Patrick is the odd one out, having seen the error of his ways. These days, rather than exacting vengeance upon his enemies, he foists Bible verses about vengeance upon his congregation and complains about the consequences of incorporation. No doubt he's also got some lectures prepped on sin and hellfire. One has lepers, but it is not the one he gives Veronica in 2.12 "Rashard & Wallace Go To White Castle,", nor does Woody hear about it in 2.17 "Plan B."
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All bios: 2.17 2.12
Played by James Joseph O'Neil.- Fleiss, Heidi
Hollywood Madam. When rumored names from her little black book began circulating in the mid-'90s, it caused a firestorm of scandals. Ah, we were so naive back then. Luckily for Heidi, America loves a scandal, and she's now living the life of the rich and infamous. Weevil namechecks the Madam in 2.19 "Nevermind the Buttocks."
-funky-donut- Fletcher, Victoria
Celebrity. Hot or not? You decide. Her front cover shot gets a second life when the magazine is shown again on the Aaron Echolls Tinseltown Diaries special. Aaron never noticed, for he was too busy staring at his own pretty face when he and Victoria first shared the spotlight in 1.12 "Clash of the Tritons" and too busy putting on a good show in 2.15 "The Quick and the Wed."
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All bios: 2.15 1.12- Flinner, Richard
Secret society recruit from the class of 1932. The Castle was in its infancy at the time and had yet to hone its ability to find the potential great, good, and greedy. Dick was from a good family and had made a mark as an all-round athlete. What they didn't know was that Dick's real obsession was Amelia Earhart, and on the day he graduated, he was too distracted to attend the ceremony, celebrating instead her successful solo flight to Ireland. Dick started working towards a bright future until disaster fell five years later and Amelia was lost. Dick couldn't bear it and spent the small fortune he'd acquired looking for her. Refusing to face failure, he took the extraordinary step of having one of the first (unreported) sex change operations, so he could think more like a woman. Now known as Rickie, she continued to search. On one of her last flights, she crashed in a remote location in New Zealand, killing sixteen innocent sheep. To stay alive, she skinned the sheep and wore their hide inside out and thus was the Flinner Fleece born. Her lack of business acumen and her failure to register the patent meant Rickie never saw the profits, ending this sorry tale of a guy-girl who was earmarked for wealth and power according to the list in 3.20 "The Bitch Is Back."
-Inigo- FloJo
What do three-time Olympic gold medallist Florence Griffith Joyner and Veronica Mars have in common? We're not sure, and quite frankly we're too distracted looking at Veronica's killer gams to look for the connection. Wallace makes the comparison in 1.01 "Pilot."
-wyk- Flores, Chris
The day's Operations Manager at the Hearst Free Press when new editor Wilson Behan re-hires Veronica Mars as a photographer. Chris isn't seen and isn't heard and that seems to sum up the sad fate of Operations Managers at the Hearst Free Press. Like and Ashley Frohling before them, Wilson and Chris are two names inhabiting one
bodycubicle in 3.08 "Lord of the Pi's."-Inigo- Flynn, Tanya
Neptune High video yearbook staffer. When Principal Clemmons is investigating the disappearance of several thousand dollars, her recording of the Winter Carnival really comes in handy. Only, you know, not at all. Thanks bunches, Tanya. A new benchmark for investigative journalism is set in 2.13 "Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough."
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- Ford, Jessie
Kathy Hilton. No, that is incorrect. Caitlin Ford's mother who deserves to burn in hell for unleashing onto the world the canker that is
ParisCaitlin. She has a brief chat with Veronica in 1.02 "Credit Where Credit's Due."-Inigo- Foreman
The foreman (duh!) of the new Shark Field Stadium and in charge of seeing its blowing-up go smoothly. He chastises Danny Boyd in 2.16 "The Rapes of Graff" and then finds Thumper's bike inside in 2.17 "Plan B."
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All bios: 2.17 2.16
Played by Richard Neil.
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- Fortinbras
Prince of Norway in Shakespeare's Hamlet, with a claim on the crown of Denmark. He disregards the gory, in his search for glory, 'til all is hunky dory and he ends the story. A bit of a bastard really, but a great name that looks good on the blackboard in 1.07 "The Girl Next Door."
-Inigo- Foyle, Timothy
- Frampton, John
Dog owner and frequenter of the Pine Veterinary Clinic. He has a Catahoula Leopard dog. Boy! What a coincidence! Tom Cruz has one of those as well! But they are so rare! Veronica finds the connection in 1.15 "Ruskie Business."
-Inigo- Francis, Connie
Singer. Connie goes with spaghetti bolognaise, crusty bread
and a nice Chianti, according to that notable DJ to the dinner menu, Lianne Mars, in 1.22 "Leave It to Beaver."-Inigo- Francois DePaul
- See DePaul, Francois
- Frank
A lost dog. We don't know much about Frank, but we do know that he loves bones. Or is it Bones? Both have that necessary done-to-death feel about them. Frank? Which is your way? It's not the way home, or else you wouldn't be Mr. April on the Dog Beach board in 1.19 "Hot Dogs.".
-Inigo- Frank Hardy
- See Hardy, Frank
- Frank Horvath
- See Horvath, Frank
- Frankie
Name on Piz's bowling shirt. One wonders who this Frankie is and why he let Piz borrow his shirt. Was it Frank Sinatra? Frankie Faison? Franky, the Goon's sidekick? Frances "Frankie" Foster from Foster's Home of Imaginary Friends? We only know that Piz is wearing his or her shirt in 3.06 "Hi, Infidelity."
-alliterator- Franklin, Ben
Kite flier. A rather famous one, too. Oh, all right: he was also a writer, scientist, printer, and public official who helped write the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. He also wrote Poor Richard's Almanac, which I don't think neither Big Dick nor Dick, Jr. need. Is Logan getting old too soon and wise too late in 2.07 "Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner"?
-alliterator- Franklin Carvahlos
- See Carvahlos, Franklin
- Franklin Crawford, III
- See Crawford III, Franklin
- Franklina Silver
- See Silver, Franklina
- Franks, Lucy
Homecoming Queen nominee. Will Lucy become Homecoming Queen? Will all her dreams come true? Will her parents buy her a pony? We never find out in 2.05 "Blast from the Past."
-grimsqueaker- Frankston, E.
Photographer. We have narrowed down the possibilities for Frankston's first name to the following:
A) Edward
B) Edgar
C) Edwin
D) Emily
E) JoePlease choose one and then rewatch 2.20 "Look Who's Stalking."
-Polter-Cow- Franz
Together with Kevin, he comes up on Planet Zowie when Keith searches for Papa's Cabin. It is under the heading "Paradise Called Oklahoma — Chapter 13." This appears to one of those homespun stories of great warmth and strong family values. I mean, listen to this: "Following him to the cabin, Franz unsheathed his—" What? Hey, all sorts of things can be unsheathed, you know. It doesn't have to be that! Now, may I continue? Ahem. "Strange rumblings sprang from beneath—" Oh. I give up. Read it for yourselves in 3.15 "Papa's Cabin."
-Inigo- Franz Kafka
- See Kafka, Franz
- Fraser, Mark
A Homecoming King nominee. His grandfather might have been the Prime Minister of New Zealand between 1940 and 1949, or his father could have been the Prime Minister of Australia between 1975 and 1983, for all we know. However, we kinda doubt it in 2.05 "Blast from the Past."
-alliterator- Frat Brother
Er, frat brother. You want more? Fine, he presumably attends Hearst College, given that he lives in the Pi Sigma Sigma house. Or, you know, "attends," since most frat brothers I've ever met rarely make it to class. Frat Brother (or F.B., as his buddies like to call him) gets to utter the immortal line "Can you believe what's going on outside?" in 3.04 "Charlie Don't Surf."
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Played by David Manning.- The Fray
Piano rock band. Yeah, apparently, that's a genre. These sensitive guys from Denver hit it big when "How to Save a Life" was used on Grey's Anatomy and Scrubs (both hospital shows: coincidence?). Puzzling, then, that such a mainstream sensation would grace the walls of KRFF in 3.18 "I Know What You'll Do Next Summer."
-Polter-Cow- Frazier, Joe
Former heavyweight boxing champ "Smokin' Joe" Frazier is one of America's greatest sports legends. He had a straightforward, no-frills boxing style that Weevil admires in 3.09 "Spit & Eggs."
-tallow- Freako
Pi Sigma-ite. He's a moron participating in a game where he gets points for sexual conquests (or claimed sexual conquests). He has 200 points. He's probably overcompensating for some manner of inadequacy issues. But the only really important thing here is asking the question: is he a SUPER Freako? Nobody knows in 2.16 "The Rapes of Graff."
-public displays of lust- Fred
The pretty Scooby-Doo character who isn't Daphne. Veronica thought Wallace might aspire to be like him in 1.05 "You Think You Know Somebody."
-Inigo- Fred #2
Friend of Max who helped set him up with Chelsea who was actually a hooker named Wendy who also stripped by the name Fiona. Fred seems a little clueless, so we're pretty sure he doesn't have a girlfriend named Daphne in 3.11 "Poughkeepsie, Tramps and Thieves."
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Played by Nathan Frizzell.- Fred Ellis
- See Ellis, Fred
- Fred MacMurray
- See MacMurray, Fred
- French Teacher
He's in charge of the carnival's dunk tank and spends hours watching a bikini-clad Jackie plunge into gallons of cold, probably dirty water over and over. Is this guy a perv? In any case, he stops Wallace's chivalrous deeds in 2.13 "Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough."
-topanga
Played by Denney Pierce.- Freshman boy
One of the victims of the Welcome Wagon gang, this kid is even worse off than Piz: while Wallace's new roomie could at least keep his car, and temporarily inherit a rich man's wardrobe, all he has left is his
redorangelight-red bike. That will surely elevate his status on campus in 3.01 "Welcome Wagon."-grimsqueaker
Played by Hector Anthony.- Friedrich, Mr.
Superior, stiff, and grey suited, he'd make an excellent butler. What's that you say? Really? He serves the story in 1.10 "An Echolls Family Christmas."
-Inigo
Played by Jake Arnette.- Friedrich Nietzsche
- See Nietzsche, Friedrich
- Friedrich, Sean
- Froggy
Onscreen chat name. Any Frenchmen around in 1.08 "Like a Virgin"?
-Inigo- Frohling, Ashley
Operating Manager of the Hearst Free Press. is seen using the cubicle of this smooth operator who announces his or her name and title with neon green paper. We think Nish may be subletting from Ashley in 3.02 "My Big Fat Greek Rush Week."
-Polter-Cow- Frost, Jack
Spright. Sprite? Pepsi? Nah. He's the pixie of precipitation, the elf of extreme cold, the instigator of icicles, the archenemy of antifreeze, the faerie of frigidity. Brrr, get it? And he'll nip at your nose if you're not careful, as Nat King Cole kind of attests through song in 2.10 "One Angry Veronica."
-marksoflove- Fry, Coach Dwight
Defensive Coordinator. He's not a bad guy. Deep down, anyway. He simply likes to yell at his football players while challenging their dedication to the team, often encouraging them to quit the team, and probably questioning which team they play for, if you know what I mean. There are no ballads for this Dwight Fry in 3.03 "Wichita Linebacker."
-topanga
Played by Alan F. Smith.
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- Fuller, Jesse
Dead. His name came up in an internet search into Camp SelfQuest under the entry "Suspicious death at treatment center - Camp SelfQuest has found itself in an all-too-common predicament. Jesse Fuller, an attendee at Camp SelfQuest was found, in his cabin..." OMG! Not only do these people have the gall to think that sexual orientation is a lifestyle choice, they kill their failures. Marcos Oliveres wasn't one of their failures but he ended up dead anyway. This boy never even got a month of trying to be normal. Poor Jesse Full—wait a minute! Fuller? Like chairman of the school board, or babysitter-loving doctor, or tight-ass academic, or junior Ted Bundy Fuller? WTF?! Take it from us: season two is all going to come down to the Fullers. This particular obit makes the screen in 2.08 "Ahoy, Mateys!"
-Inigo- Fuller, Jessica
- Fuller, Lynn
Possibly the sibling of Sabrina Fuller. We think. We are taking a bit of a leap here because although she/he is asleep in the Fuller house and therefore not the little girl, uh, little boy who opens the door to Veronica, who else could she be? Lynn Echolls? Does Lynn Fuller's apparent non-existence when Veronica babysits for the family help or hinder a sensible conclusion? Work it out for yourself in 1.17 "Kanes and Abel's" and 2.07 "Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner."
-Inigo
All bios: 2.07 1.17- Fuller, Sabrina
Neptune High student and potential valedictorian. Despite trips to Europe, her taste remains questionable (Caz???) but her connections are impeccable (Mom = school board president). Imperious and entitled, she is brought low by a harassment campaign designed to impact adversely on her grades. Veronica, to her later regret, solves the case and rescues this unworthy princess in 1.17 "Kanes and Abel's." Maybe insight into her upbringing will make her more likeable. No, it doesn't, even though it is provided in 2.07 "Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner."
-wyk
All bios: 2.07 1.17
Played by Megan Henning.- Fuller, Stuart
Fun-loving 09er father. To escape his ambitious wife and daughter, Stuart Fuller likes to play ball with his scary son and invite his babysitter over for boatloads of fun on the weekends. Veronica Mars is floored by his offer of smoking joints and fooling around, but what did her predecessor think about Fuller's antics? Stuart doesn't miss a beat in 2.07 "Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner."
-grimsqueaker
Played by Tony Noakes.- The Funster
The name of a bald Hearst College student and Pi Sigma Sigma fraternity brother. How do we know he is bald when all we see is his name on the PiSSheads "I scored" scoreboard? It's the score that tells the tale. Poor boy has nil points. And the cost of failing to nail a girl gets one a free haircut, as explained in 2.16 "The Rapes of Graff."
-Inigo- Furious RA
The Resident Advisor from Mac's hall who gets angry at Dick for being...well, a dick. Even after he feigns being lost, she doesn't believe him. If looks could kill, hers would in 3.01 "Welcome Wagon."
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Played by Wana Lee.