- The Hills Have Eyes (Movies)
"Redenbacher and The Hills Have Eyes. You remember Chloe and Jessica from last night. Instant party."
The top-selling brand of popcorn in America, Orville Redenbacher's offers such delights as Butter Toffee and Caramel Nut popcorn clusters; Cinnabon, kettle, and honey butter microwave popcorn; Peanut Caramel Crunch, Popcorn Peanut Crunch, and White Cheddar popcorn cakes... and now I'm making myself hungry. Wallace might not be, though, when he realizes that the movie of choice is the not-so-popcorn-friendly The Hills Have Eyes, chock-full of torture, cannibalism, rape, genetic mutants, a smattering of animal cruelty, and a crucifixion for good measure. Mason, Chloe, and Jessica think this is a good movie; but then again, they also are dirty, dirty cheaters.
- 3.05 "President Evil"