- Women's Studies major (Ideas and Concepts)
"Hmm. Nice shoes. You change your major to Women's Studies?"
On Stereotype Island, where all PIs look like Columbo and all men who wear pink love Judy Garland, the sensible-shoe wearers are unibrowed, softball-bat-wielding feminists who make it their life's work to analyze the many ways their white-male-dominated society has punished their people in various ways and pigeonholed them into lower-paying jobs. Down with the man! Put on your sensible shoes so we can go march! Grab your granola and softball bats, jump in your Subarus, and let's go to the vegetarian-Thai place so we can do some planning, sisters!
- 3.04 "Charlie Don't Surf"