- American Coins (Things)
"All right, let's flip a coin to see who goes first. And it's the head of a white, slave-owning patriarch, which means we'll go with the gents."
Most coins made by the U.S. Treasury feature the face of a former President. While six of the eight coins in circulation do show a white patriarch's face, only two of those patriarchs owned black slaves. So during Piz's live radio show debate, he must have flipped a nickel or a quarter. The kid is quite witty.
- 3.03 "Wichita Linebacker"