- The Adventures of Pinocchio (Literature)
"I can't eat this."
"Sure you can. Maybe it's magic corn and you can grow to be the size of a real boy."
To be honest, we're not entirely sure what Rafe is talking about here. He's mixing up all kinds of metaphors and fairy tales, and basically, he's talking out of his donkey. "Real boy," however, is definitely referring to Pinocchio, which is a story about a puppet who wants to be a real boy. However, there's nothing in Pinocchio about growing in size, nothing to do with corn, and if he's thinking of the story of Jack and the Beanstalk, he's definitely mixing up his vegetables. In conclusion, Rafe is an idiot.
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