- Looking for love in all the wrong places (Words, Sayings, and Slogans)
"Hey there, buddy. Looking for love in all the wrong places?"
The phrase "looking for love in all the wrong places" was made popular by Waylon Jenning's song "Lookin' for Love." The phrase reflects man's often misguided attempts to find love. Wilson goes to the teen make-out spot Rest Stop 15 looking to spending time with a very flirty blonde who thinks he's a hero for stealing Neptune High's parrot. Unfortunately for Wilson, instead of finding everlasting love, or at the very least a five-minute quickie, he only finds a very menacing biker who thinks he's a zero for lying about stealing said parrot.
- 1.16 "Betty and Veronica"