- "Macarena" (Music)
"Last week, they tried to change the lyrics to ‘Macarena.' I almost impaled myself on the banister."
Come on, if you were even alive during the mid-1990s, you know the dance. Right hand out, palm down; left hand out, palm down. Right hand palm up; left hand palm up. Right hand on left shoulder; left hand on right shoulder. Right hand on the back of the head; left hand on the back of the head. Right hand on left hip; left hand on right hip. Right hand on right hip; left hand on left hip. Gyrate pelvis, jump a quarter-turn to the right, yell, "Hey, Macarena!" and repeat. As much as it makes Marjorie want to do serious harm to her own body, it would be rather impressive to see the Theta Betas sing, dance, and stay on pitch, all while wearing '50s floral dresses. Might be a little hard to do on the stairs, though.
- 3.02 "My Big Fat Greek Rush Week"