- Stripogram (Things)
"So, what made you decide to be a cop?"
"Well, same old tired story. I was sent here by the agency to do a stripogram for Inga, an armed robbery call came in, I figured I was in uniform anyway, so what the hell."
"So you're saying you just kind of stumbled into it."
"Oh, what I'm trying to say is, this uniform, it's a tear-away."
Following in the esteemed tradition of the singing telegram, the candygram, and the kissogram, the stripogram consists of a message sent from one person to another in the form of a stripper. Deputy Leo (who would make a lovely stripogram…) tries to charm Veronica with this tale, but one bets his uniform really doesn't tear away. What a shame.
- 1.11 "Silence of the Lamb"