- Texas Hold 'Em (Sports, Games and Toys)
"Just flip the card."
"Okay. [sings] But the river's gonna get ya."
Well, if it isn't just like Logan to reference Gloria Estefan. Or is it? Has he hidden some secret meaning in his rephrase of Estefan's classic '80s dance song? Does the Pope poop in the woods? Of course. Logan's use of the word "river" is a reference to the last card dealt in Texas Hold 'Em poker. Sneaky, sneaky Logan. Too bad it turns out that his river is a two.
- 1.10 "An Echolls Family Christmas"