- The Washington Post (Literature)
"Let me be clear as I explain something. The Neptune Navigator is not The Washington Post. You don't have carte blanche to print whatever you choose."
The newspaper of the nation's capital still rides on the reputation gained in the '70s when Woodward and Bernstein broke Watergate and, ultimately, a president. Sadly for The Neptune Navigator, Clemmons is no Ben Bradley, and sadly for everyone else, no presidents fall when Veronica breaks the news about the bomb threats at Neptune High.
- 1.18 "Weapons of Class Destruction"