- Fantastic Sam's (Things)
"Please start crying, 'cause you're not pathetic enough as it is already. Nice haircut by the way. Does Meg know you bring her picture to Fantastic Sam's?"
Fantastic Sam's is the largest hair salon franchise in the world, with over 1,350 locations around the globe. When Kimmy gets busted for faking Veronica's purity test results, Pam also outs her borderline obsession with Meg.
- 1.08 "Like a Virgin"
- Who's Who bio: Fantastic Sam