- Goofball (Things)
"I admit it. I splurged and spent ten bucks to read my own purity test. Apparently I've pleasured the swim team while jacked up on goofballs."
Goofball is the slang term for a barbituate or a tranquilizer, usually taken for non-medical purposes. Since Veronica never took the purity test in the first place, someone obviously chose answers to make her look as slutty as possible. As if her cooked-up reputation could sink any lower. High school kids can be so mean.
- 1.08 "Like a Virgin"