- Tawny Kitaen (People)
"The one who sexed up every wannabe rock star in southern California? You know, if I'd wanted to marry Tawny Kitaen, I would've gotten a nipple pierced."
Tawny Kitaen got her start showing off her mile-long legs in Whitesnake videos and later married the lead singer. After that marriage ended in divorce, she was later linked with a multiplicity of men, including the legendary Tommy Lee. Oh, and Jon Stewart. Seriously. Anyway, Heidi's asshat future-ex-fiancé is implying that Heidi is a band slut, a groupie, a sex kitten. Whatever, Paul, it's not like you're such a catch!
- 2.15 "The Quick and the Wed"
- Who's Who bio: Tawny Kitaen