- Jessica Simpson (People)
"Nick and Jessica. Is nothing sacred?"
Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees and Jessica Simpson of...Jessica Simpson were the perfect couple. Pretty, popular, and on their very own MTV reality show, Newlyweds. AND THEN THEY GOT A DIVORCE OMG. Do you see the capital letters? Do you see the use of Netspeak? Do you understand Veronica's reaction now? It was hipster ironic, by the way. Just like ours.
- 2.11 "Donut Run"