- Smokey Bear (Characters)
"Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal."
So Bill the fire chief welcomes 17-year-old Veronica to the fire house after she caused the bong she placed in Logan's locker to smoke in the sheriff's evidence room. Bill went to put out the "fire" and switched packages for her. Smokey Bear is a mascot for the USDA Forest Service and the National Association of State Foresters, often mis-named Smokey the Bear. "Barely legal" is an expression used to describe persons, usually of the female variety, only just over the age of consent, which can be anywhere from 14-18, depending on locale. That Bill thinks this way is unsurprising, given Veronica's short skirt, but is a little...disturbing.
- 1.01 "Pilot"