- Black AmEx (Religion, Folklore, and Urban Legends, Organizations, Companies, and Products)
"…put the bail on my black AmEx, and call me a limo."
The black AmEx began as an urban legend about a card issued by American Express to its ultra-rich customers that would allow them to buy absolutely anything. Unfortunately, American Express had to go and ruin the fun by issuing a real black American Express card, called the Centurion. You can't apply for it; you can only be invited to get one, and it apparently offers unparalleled customer service and allows its holders all kinds of VIP treatment. Lucky bastards.
- 2.06 "Rat Saw God"