- Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel (Characters)
"Please don't give us the tux speech again."
"What? You mean, how when I put on a tux, I make James Bond look like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel?"
Yet another James Bond reference, although this time it's Wallace who aspires to the mantle, and the tuxedo, of the most famous spy/agent/007 license to kill-killer in the world. The thing about Bond is that he is very smooth, very smart, and very elegant. In other words, he looks bloody fantastic in a suit, be he wearing the face of Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, or Daniel Craig. This cannot be said of Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel, the dumb, ugly, sister-wiving, prolific, redneck hillbilly of The Simpsons. Cletus is a slobby slob. Now, we love Wallace and we love Percy, but there is no way on earth that his body in a tux is going to make 007 look like Cletus. Topanga, put that rock down!
- 2.20 "Look Who's Stalking"
- Who's Who bio: Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel
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