- Howard Stern (People)
"I can't find a single person at school who heard him talk and now you're telling me that he's the Howard Stern of Neptune High?"
Baba-booey! Shock jock Stern carved a very successful career being rude, lewd, crude, nude, and sued. Hey now! That makes him one rude, lewd, crude, nude, sued dude, dude.
- 2.08 "Ahoy, Mateys!"
- Who's Who bio: Howard Stern