- The Oprah Winfrey Show (TV)
"If I die unexpectedly, do me a favor. Go on Oprah and tell the world I loved kittens."
Oprah's talk show is known for its "compassion and intimacy," the kind of emotions that resurrect literary classics and give away free cars. It is entirely possible that at some point in the show's history, someone has actually gone on the show and proclaimed that their deceased friend loved kittens, but we're not going through the archives.
- 2.02 "Driver Ed"
Check under your seats, audience, because everybody's getting free BLUEBERRY CINNAMON SCOOOOOONNNNNEEEEESSSSSS! Piz beats the queen of daytime talk when he lands Apollo's interview, but he'll never eclipse her humanitarian work. Oprah's generous enough to give away scones, cars, and schools, but when it comes to fact-mangling authors, she's merciless. Here's hoping Apollo gets wicked-awesome publicity instead of a Frey-esque wollop.
- 3.18 "I Know What You'll Do Next Summer"
- Who's Who bio: Oprah Winfrey