- "Close to You" (Music)
"Honestly, and really tell me the truth, how much of an ass-kiss would I be if I admit it's to be close to you? Seriously, why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near?"
Written by Burt Bacharach and popularized by the Carpenters, this incredibly sappy song describes a guy who is plagued by birds, stars (like, the ones in the sky), and girls following him around just to be close to him, like he's soooooo special and amazing. If Veronica's assessment is correct, Lamb also has moondust in his hair and starlight in his eyes. Now do you appreciate the true depth of Veronica's sarcasm?
- 2.02 "Driver Ed"