- Virgin Mary (Religion, Folklore, and Urban Legends)
"I was just pointing out this bright pink part looks kind of like the Virgin Mary."
One of the most revered early Christians (by Catholics, anyway), Mary gave birth to the son of God. Throughout A.D. history, she has appeared to countless people in countries all across the world in many forms, including "in person," in a pretzel, and in a pizza-pan grease stain. Is it more ridiculous for Piz to say that a part of his beaten body resembles the Virgin Mary? No more so than a grilled-cheese sandwich bearing her "likeness" selling for thousands of dollars on eBay. Hey, wait, the sandwich never molded and kept the image, despite it being over 10 years old. Oh, no, what if Piz doesn't heal?! He's so pretty! He'd better go to the hospital, just in case. There's one in L.A. he could go to...
- 3.20 "The Bitch Is Back"