- FHM (Literature)
"I read in FHM that boys like bare breasts."
FHM is a men's magazine that is barely a step above porn. Yeah, sure, some dudes read it for the articles. But most of them buy it for the ladies. Well, not for the ladies, 'cause most women don't like looking at mostly naked, semi-famous chicks. Unless you're Mac. Unlike Veronica, she reads it instead of Teen People. Smooth legs vs. naked boobies? I think Mac definitely picked the right magazine to help her pick up guys. Perhaps Mac used FHM to help her get over Beaver. Clearly, it worked.
- 3.19 "Weevils Wobble But They Don't Go Down"