- Soldier of Fortune (Literature)
Need some fightin'? Can't find the one girl in all the world, a chosen one to stand alone to fight the forces of darkness? Pick up a copy of this magazine, originally published to locate hired mercenaries, a.k.a. soldiers of fortune. It's now expanded, but is always pro-America and pro-veteran. Of course, its scarcity in Uganda means that warlords have to go a different route for their chosen warriors, like kidnapping kiddies and terrorizing/brainwashing them into killers, as is explained in Apollo's more aptly named Soldier of Misfortune. All these children bemoaning their hard-knock life? Not so much.
- 3.18 "I Know What You'll Do Next Summer"