- My Super Sweet Sixteen (TV)
"I've been studying up; I watched My Super Sweet Sixteen."
A troubling yet addictive "reality" program on MTV that highlights all that is wrong with America's youth. Spoiled, entitled, and disrespectful, the birthday girls (and occasionally boys) demand the finest cuisine, the hippest entertainment, and sometimes troupes of dancing little people in honor of the simple fact that they happened to be born once. Money is never an object, and neither is shame. The attitude displayed on this show is where bridezillas come from, but down-to-earth Parker probably wouldn't make for a particularly captivating episode.
- 3.16 "Un-American Graffiti"