- Paris Casino (Places)
Set in the heart of the Las Vegas strip, the Paris Casino stands out among its peers as the only building affixed with a gargantuan hot-air-balloon replica on its roof (a prominent landmark visible from Mr. and Mrs. Dick's hoel room). The casino can quickly transport a tourist from the Nevada desert to the brick-laid streets of France; gamblers can also retire to their rooms using L'elevators or grab a bite to eat at Le Bar du Sport. These names do exist; I only wish I were joking. No wonder the French hate us.
- 3.13 "Postgame Mortem"