- Meth lab (Things)
"Did you hear about the fire in Veronica's neighborhood? Somebody's meth lab blew up or something. Bet you can see it from the balcony."
If you're feeling that your life has been a bit dull and depressing lately, you'll be chuffed to know that you can mix up your very own psychostimulant using common household products. Many enterprising young chemists do that these days, and we're sure Dick probably knows all of them — he's never been one to turn down a dangerous and unwise pastime. It's a mark of how completely whipped Logan has become that this sarcastic revelation actually gets him on the balcony. Maybe Dick should just have pulled a Lucille Bluth and left a graham cracker or two out there.
- 3.13 "Postgame Mortem"