- Nadia Comaneci (People)
"That redhead from yesterday. Does she have a last name?"
"Do you think I'm an idiot? Nadia Comaneci is an Olympic gymnast from Romania."
Romanian gymnast Nadia Comaneci is an Olympic gold medalist (five times over) and is on the books as the first gymnast in the history of the Games to earn a perfect 10.0 score (following her uneven-bar routine at the 1976 Summer Games). In other fun facts, Nadia chose the theme of American soap The Young and the Restless as her floor exercise's accompaniment. The songwriter subsequently changed the song's title to "Nadia's Theme." Hum a few bars — you know you can. While Dick would surely appreciate some gymnastics in the boudoir, all he's got from Hearst's Nadia is a fake name and a fuzzy sense of regret.
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- Who's Who bio: Nadia Comaneci