- Maxim (Literature)
"I just feel like you have this wadded-up Maxim magazine where your heart's supposed to be."
Too prudish for Playboy but frustrated that Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue hits newsstands just once a year? Maxim magazine is the perfect compromise, providing airbrushed but tasteful pics of nubile celebrities and models, scantily clad, along with some great articles (seriously!). Personally, I'd peg Dick as a Hustler guy, myself.
- 3.12 "There's Got To Be A Morning After Pill"