- Zagat's Guide (Organizations, Companies, and Products)
"Let's see. It's like a Zagat Guide for hookers. How did people find sex before there was an internet?"
Want to know where to eat? Which hotel to stay in? The hottest nightclubs? The best golf courses? Check out the Zagat Guide — the definitive guide to over seventy cities' institutions. Graded on a 30-point scale, the guide awards points for food, decor, service, and cost. In hooker terms, that translates to brand of whipped cream used, number of Swarovski crystals on her lingerie, ingenuity in trying new positions, and orgasm-to-dollar ratio.
- 3.11 "Poughkeepsie, Tramps and Thieves"