- Anna Nicole Smith (People)
"Budd Rose is more of a man than you could ever begin to handle."
"Slow down, Anna Nicole. You're skeeving me out. "
Poster child for gold-diggers everywhere, Anna Nicole Smith earned her fifteen minutes of fame by marrying an octogenarian billionaire at age 26 and posing in Playboy. And then by gaining — and subsequently losing — a lot of weight. And then by giving birth to a daughter of questionable paternity and having a son who died of questionable causes. While we're sure Hallie doesn't see herself as the next Anna Nicole, her propensity for an older, wheelchair-bound, rich man has just a few too many similarities to this sordid tale.
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- Who's Who bio: Anna Nicole Smith