- "I'm Not In Love" (Music)
"I'm not in love, so don't forget it
It's just a silly phase I'm going through
And just because I call you up
Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made
I'm not in love, no, no, it's because...
I like to see you, but then again
That doesn't mean you mean that much to me"
Whether the mic is controlled by 10cc or that wildly popular '90s act Will to Power (!), "I'm Not in Love" is all about the lead singer doth protesting way too effing much. When the third verse finds the narrator claiming his/her non-crush's photo is prominently framed only to hide a "nasty stain that's lying [on the wall]," the jig is clearly up. The only time Keith Mars is "not in love" with Harmony Chase is on opposite day, people.
- 3.06 "Hi, Infidelity"