Felix Toombs

Sparking off a storm of controversy in Neptune, Felix was killed by someone the same night that Aaron Echolls was arrested for murdering Lilly. The fact that Felix was in the process of beating the crap out of Logan Echolls when he was killed is some kind of clue, right? Maybe not.

All signs point to the murderer having been involved with the Fighting Fitzpatricks, who allegedly killed Felix's older brother. Despite the bad blood there, Felix was in love with a young lady named Molly Fitzpatrick. Felix had dreams, man. Molly had inspired him to want to leave the PCHers after high school, go to trucking school, and settle down and have kids. Not only that, Felix was planning on immortalizing Molly with a tattoo. Oh, Felix. Don't you know that getting a tattoo of your lady love is a tried-and-true jinx? Whoops.

Although we've gotten tantalizing hints of information about Felix since his death, what we knew while he was alive wasn't even enough to merit him secondary-character status. (Congratulations on your promotion, Felix! Oh...) He was Weevil's own version of Backup, he had seen the business end of a taser at least once, and he made a hobby of collecting "Welcome to Neptune" signs; at least, he did until he got narced on for it. He was also quick to drop his trousers, and his sister loved O-Town. What was not to love?

Sniffle.