Rhonda Landers


Late Neptune student. Late as in dead, not late as in not on time. If she were not on time, she would have missed the bus and still be alive. So if she'd been late, she wouldn't be late. Her friend Michelle Thompson is late (as in not on time) in picking up the phone, so she doesn't get to speak to the soon-to-be-late Rhonda as she's laughing at the Betina-scorned, dickless Dick or plunging off a cliff. Hear her not-so-famous last words in 2.05 "Blast from the Past" and meet her poor white trash sister — who's suddenly not so poor after a post-crash two mil payoff from Woody's Burger empire — in 2.18 "I Am God."

-Inigo, Polter-Cow
Bio as of 2.18 "I Am God"
All bios: 2.18 2.05

Audra J Morgan plays Rhonda Landers.


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