Richard "Big Dick" Casablancas

"Shred it. Shred everything. Shred everything."

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H. Richard "Big Dick" Casablancas is yet another charming member of the morally upright upper crust of Neptune. He collects trophy wives, he likes to play with guns, and he loves his son two sons enough to visit their FBLA course and give a presentation.

He also possesses a supervillain-y fondness for having a helicopter waiting on top of his office building, which proves to be practical when Veronica, investigating Kendall's infidelity on Beaver's behalf, unwittingly uncovers his real estate fraud and quite wittingly sneezes on his house of cards. Big Dick manages to escape for now — although he might have forgotten something, or someone, in his office — and leaves his family behind to deal with their life crashing down on them. Really, what a dick.

Bio as of 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang"
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David Starzyk plays Richard "Big Dick" Casablancas.

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