"I have worked very hard over the years to avoid working."
A shallow, bitchy cheerleader until she devoted her life to helping the helpless and seducing teenage boys on the side — wait, what? What do you mean, "wrong show"? It all looks right to me, except for — okay. I see. Gotcha.
A shallow, bitchy cheerleader until she was fired from the Laker Girls and consoled herself by seducing teenage boys on the side, Kendall Casablancas is a woman with a lot on her plate. There's the continued effort she must make to avoid being rightly indicted for the real estate fraud she helped her husband Big D commit. walked with her ex-playmate Logan, who let her warm his bed when he was drunk until he hooked back up with Veronica. There was her mysterious arrangment with Duncan and even more mysterious arrangment with Aaron, where she managed to steal one Duncan's hair to provide probably doubt about Aaron killing Lilly. And one thing little old Lacey Shifflet never dreamed of back at Penn State was becoming CEO of a real estate company or becoming a paper tiger figurehead employed by her sixteen-year-old stepson. Dependent on Dick and Beaver's dubious kindness to get by, Kendall seems between a rock and hard place.
Never let it be said, though, that Kendall can't deal with the hard shaft. Her team-up with her stepson for the Phoenix Land Trust resulted in eight million dollars and change for her when Beaver took the plunge. And even though Aaron was killed merely moments after they were...coital, she still lands on her feet and manages to make Keith an offer he can't refuse — with something inside a mysterious breifcase. What is it? The Circumference? The Rabbit's Foot? The Macguffin? Or perhaps just a sh...load of cash so that Keith will make her "disappear" and make sure Liam won't find her. Taking a page from the traditional femme fatale, Kendall is more the meets the eye. Her high school yearbook says her name is Priscilla Banks — the real Kendall Shiflett was a classmate that died in a car crash with Priscilla at the wheel. Why did she take the dead girl's identity? Could it be to cover up the prison term she served for fraud — or her association with the Fitzpatricks? After Cormac Fitzpatrick is released from jail, Keith brings him over to Kendall's secret house so they can reunite in bliss — or at least until Cormac pulls a gun and shoots. Did he shoot Kendall? Is Kendall really dead? Or is this another scam?
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to receive.
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Charisma Carpenter plays Kendall Casablancas.