"I have worked very hard over the years to avoid working."
A shallow, bitchy cheerleader until she devoted her life to helping the helpless and seducing teenage boys on the side — wait, what? What do you mean, "wrong show"? It all looks right to me, except for — okay. I see. Gotcha.
A shallow, bitchy cheerleader until she was fired from the Laker Girls and consoled herself by seducing teenage boys on the side, Kendall Casablancas is a woman with a lot on her plate. There's the continued effort she must make to avoid being rightly indicted for the real estate fraud she helped her husband Big D commit. There's the delicate balance she now walks with her playmate Logan, who'll let her warm his bed as long as she stays out of his wallet. There's her mysterious arrangement with Duncan, which one assumes was played out to its full when she unwittingly helped him fake a breakup with Veronica. And one thing little old Lacey Shifflet never dreamed of back at Penn State was becoming CEO of a real estate company or becoming a paper tiger figurehead employed by her sixteen-year-old stepson. Dependent on Dick and Beaver's dubious kindness to get by, Kendall seems between a rock and hard place.
Never let it be said, though, that Kendall can't deal with the hard shaft. With Neptune heading toward incorporation, a whole new world of shady business seems open. Will she turn the tables on Cassidy and make him his father's son? Is she being played as his patsy? And what on earth does she hope to accomplish consorting with the murderer who spawned her original boytoy?
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to receive.
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Charisma Carpenter plays Kendall Casablancas.