Woody Goodman

"'Neptune. Cleaner. Safer.' That's my entire platform. I'm running for county supervisor because I care about this town, Keith. It's my home."

Who controls the baseball team?
Who keeps the Sharks reigning supreme?
He does! He does!

Who has plans to incorporate?
Who follows rules set by his mate?
He does! He does!

Who wants Keith in the cop chief's car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
He does! He does!

Who gives Gia that weird hair?
Who rules Neptune as the "mayor"?
He does! He does!

Woody Goodman is best known in Neptune for being the owner of the Sharks (the younger crowd may know him best as Coach). This election year, he threw his hat into the race — if you could call it that — for county supervisor. No one opposed his campaign to make Neptune a cleaner, safer town. It's not surprising, given the last county supervisor's term saw at least two murders, the return of a serial killer, and a tragic accident. Now that he's in office, he means to make good on his campaign promise, and he wants Keith's help. Incorporating Neptune and appointing Keith Mars chief of police would create a cleaner, safer Neptune. Keith notes, however, that it would also turn Neptune into some sort of 09ercadia.

Woody is willing to go to bat for Neptune. He enjoys the long ball, but we're not sure what Mrs. Goodman thinks of that. He's no purist. She, however, is: not even water can sully her pristine carpet. The punishment she has in store for her young son upsets him, but like Lynn Echolls, he does nothing to stop it. Instead, he retires to his room, allowing his daughter, Gia, to make friends at her new school, Neptune High.

Woody talks a great deal about cleaning up Neptune, but we think he should begin by making things safe at home.

-Polter-Cow
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Steve Guttenberg plays Woody Goodman.


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