Martha Stewart


Writer, homemaker, media magnate, and ex-con. She's got nothing on Madison Sinclair as a hostess. Or is Veronica being sarcastic? Despite being the most horrible of persons, Madison's not gone to jail...yet. And while Veronica's come close, Weevil is overstating the comparison. And since both Veronica and Weevil have used up their allotment of Martha Stewart references, it's up to Logan himself to relate his leg adornment to pop culture. But, surprise! Weevil gets a bonus reference on account of his absence during most of season three, and this time, he gets to be the target. See this once-respected woman become a recurring joke in 1.11 "Silence of the Lamb," 2.04 "Green-Eyed Monster," 2.06 "Rat Saw God," and 3.19 "Weevils Wobble But They Don't Go Down."

-Inigo, Polter-Cow
Bio as of 3.19 "Weevils Wobble But They Don't Go Down"
All bios: 3.19 2.06 2.04 1.11


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