Snow White
Fairy-tale virgin, or so we thought. From learning that she only scored 89 on the purity test to hearing that she set her disapproving dwarves on Keith and Veronica on their last visit to Disneyland, and that a couple of the dwarves are called Mopey and Sleazy, we need to reconsider this heroine's goody-goody reputation. "Hi ho" takes on an entirely fresh perspective, and perhaps a comma, after 1.08 "Like a Virgin," 2.11 "Donut Run," and 3.08 "Lord of the Pi's."
-Inigo
Bio as of 3.08 "Lord of the Pi's"All bios: 3.08 2.11 1.08