Edgar Allan Poe
Writer and poet of such gems as:
Once upon a classroom dreary, while they bantered, snark and sneery,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While they showed off manly strapping, suddenly there came a mapping,
Of a plan for Daniels crapping, trapping his car so to score
"We've the cojones," they muttered, "trapping his car so to score -
Vengeance this, and nothing more."
We may have misquoted, unduly influenced by the events in 1.07 "The Girl Next Door," but at least we know how to spell the man's name, unlike whoever provided the tell-tale heart prop in 3.03 "Wichita Linebacker."
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