Edgar Allan Poe

Writer and poet of such gems as:
Once upon a classroom dreary,
while they bantered, snark and sneery,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While they showed off manly strapping,
suddenly there came a mapping,
Of a plan for Daniels crapping, trapping his car so to score
"We've the cojones," they muttered,
"trapping his car so to score -
Vengeance this, and nothing more."

We may have misquoted, unduly influenced by the events in 1.07 "The Girl Next Door."

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