Bob Patton


One of the journalism students at Neptune High School and Wallace's replacement as starter on the basketball team. His parents conspired to further his sporting achievements by hobbling Wallace. His own bad karma ensures that he is cornered by busybody Evelyn Bugby in 1.07 "The Girl Next Door", and his parents' plans are thwarted in 2.01 "Normal Is the Watchword." Perhaps that's why he goes AWOL in 2.19 "Nevermind the Buttocks."

-Inigo
Bio as of 2.19 "Nevermind the Buttocks"
All bios: 2.19 2.01 1.07


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