Coach Preppernau

"Yeah...uh...In real life, I'm actually a gym teacher."

Hey, it's that guy! He's the computer teacher. Oh, wait, no, he's not, he's the gym teacher. Oh bugger, that's not right either because there he is, being the basketball coach. Is Neptune High School so strapped for cash? In a school where Clemmons can teach history, Mr. Don't-have-a-name-yet-even-though-this-is-my-fifth-appearance goes that little bit further, being both jack-of-all-trades and he-man. Well, at least that seemed to be the role he keeps playing when he breaks up fights between Logan and Weevil. Hey, maybe he will have a full-time job soon, as that looks like it's just going to get tougher and tougher to do. He will soon long for the halcyon days when he just had to gather a writhing Logan up in his arms and hold him tight, exposing Logan's bare stomach and...I'll be in my bunk.

My focus? Nothing wrong with it.

Oh, and writers? Give the man a bloody name!

Bio as of 2.06 "Rat Saw God"
All bios: 2.11 2.06 1.21 1.16 1.12 1.08

Carl Bresk plays Coach Preppernau.

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