Coach Preppernau

"Yeah...uh...In real life, I'm actually a gym teacher."

Sports. Computers. Jocks. Nerds. Mr. Turn-My-Hand-to-Anything No-Name must have unique abilities to lay claim to being able to teach two such diverse constituencies. Does this mean that Neptune High engages tutors with catholic skills and works hard to turn out well-rounded graduates, free of the stereotypical dividing lines? Somehow, we think the answer is more mundane, featuring the words has, ass, budget, Clemmons, that, tight, a. Pick your order.

-Inigo
Bio as of 1.08 "Like a Virgin"
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Carl Bresk plays Coach Preppernau.


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