Cliff McCormack

"Dershowitz, Cochran, and Shapiro were offering up their limbs, and he comes here for representation. I failed criminal law, and I still know that can't be good."

Cliff might not be the best lawyer in town, since he did fail criminal law, but he offers something that no other lawyer in town can: clients for the struggling Mars Investigations detective agency. While you might have doubts about his morals, his ethics, and his tawdry stripper and biker gang clientele, the one thing you can count on is when he speaks, half the women in the audience are swooning over his deep, silken, dripping-with-Cliffosity voice. Whoa baby, can Cliff say "tawdry" just one more time?

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Bio as of 1.01 "Pilot"
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Daran Norris plays Cliff McCormack.


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