"It's offensive to women."
Though she was talking about the humorless Lampoon photo, this Hearst College student easily could have been referring to sexual assault, which is about as offensive to women as you can get. She found out first-hand that dates with mysterious men after frat parties can lead to shaven heads, violated bodies, and fuzzy memories.
Or did she? Turns out Claire's mysterious after-hours date might actually be her boyfriend. So why did she lie to Veronica about knowing the guy in the ATM photo? Was her rape staged? Why did she act inebriated at the convenience store? Most importantly, is it Tuesday yet? These questions are killing me.
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Krista Kalmus plays Claire Nordhouse.