Claire Nordhouse

"It's offensive to women."

Though she was talking about the humorless Lampoon photo, this Hearst College student easily could have been referring to sexual assault, which is about as offensive to women as you can get. She found out first-hand that dates with mysterious men after frat parties can lead to shaven heads, violated bodies, and fuzzy memories. That's a really bad date, by the way.

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Krista Kalmus plays Claire Nordhouse.

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