Dean Cyrus O'Dell

"We can download pictures from the surface of the moons of Jupiter onto a portable phone, but we can't keep the air conditioner in this office running for more than a week at a time. Is there some clue about the human predicament buried in that fact?"

The dean-o is O'Dell
The dean-o is O'Dell
Hi-ho, the Hearst-o
The dean-o is O'Dell

The dean-o has a wife
The dean-o has a wife
Hi-ho, she's hottie-o
The dean-o has a wife

The dean-o has a son
The dean-o has a son
Hi-ho, he's rebellious-o
The dean-o has a son

The wife has a son
The wife has a son
Hi-ho, he's dying-o
The wife has a son

The son needs his dad
The son needs his dad
Hi-ho, his bone marr-o
The son needs his dad

The dean-o nabs the dad
The dean-o nabs the dad
Hi-ho, not to Mexic-o
The dean-o nabs the dad

The Keith stands alone
The Keith stands alone
Hi-ho, with Cliff-o
The Keith stands alone

-alliterator
Bio as of 3.05 "President Evil"
All bios: 3.15 3.10 3.09 3.08 3.07 3.06 3.05 3.03 3.01

Ed Begley Jr. plays Dean Cyrus O'Dell.


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