Professor Hank Landry

"In all these cases, the criminals operated for years unsuspected within the completely ordinary settings, the classic, 'he seemed so nice...'"

Young teacher, the subject
Of Hearst girls' fantasies
They want him, so badly;
He's boffing Mrs. Dean

New term now, star pupil
Much swifter than his last
She charms him, outwits him
Intro to Crim.'s the class

Her paper, on murders
Earns an "A" for our girl
V. plans the perfect killing
A note: "Goodbye, cruel world!"

He's gotten, so sloppy
His tryst's an open page
Keith tattles, Cy's rattled
Goes to exert his rage

Things just don't, add up now
Pay-per-view on the screen
It's Kiss, Kiss for Mindy
But Bang, Bang for the Dean?

His cell phone, was bugged and
We know not why or how
Blood-soaked clothes wisely hidden
Is this case over now?

Bio as of 3.14 "Mars, Bars"
All bios: 3.15 3.14 3.13 3.10 3.09 3.07 3.06 3.01

Patrick Fabian plays Professor Hank Landry.

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